No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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