i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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