? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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