Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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