Is it normal to miss your booty call?
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
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