You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
40s are totally the cure
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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