i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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