Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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