Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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