The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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