All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
we're so committed to being not committed
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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