Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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