Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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