I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
i think my mom watched the whole time
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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