I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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