That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
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