super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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