You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Vodka?
Forever.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Randomize
