I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
What a fucking waste of an outfit
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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