Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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