everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
honey bunches of taint.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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