I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
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He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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