worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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