problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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