so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
organizing the empties. That sober.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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