Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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