Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
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