come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
the night ended with taco bell and tears
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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