sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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