I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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