I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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