Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
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