just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
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