I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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