i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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