Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I am full of burrito and curiosity
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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