fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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