no, he came in my armpit
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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