mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
