My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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