we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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