Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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