the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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