If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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