I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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