i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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