physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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