whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Randomize
