I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I feel like abortions should bother me more
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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