You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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