It's Friday. Sex?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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